Happy Father's Day from Equal Eyes Records!

For all the rap dads out there, we are proud to present Pro 's newest single 'Dadbonics'

Produced by ILLu
Shot & Edited by Rico James
Featuring the best supporting cast we could ask for ❤️

Big L Rest In Peace

DadBonics by Pro
Check it, my kid’s shoe is a crock
A fake brick is a block
If we sunscreen, it’s hot
To say they name means stop
art is a craft and giggles are laughs 
Big kids are fast, crying means gas
Also, cribs is beds, Ginger’s red heads
Cocaine is ‘no way I’ll just relax instead’ 
A radio helps’em sleep, to say vroom is a Jeep
Fat diapers is pee and crazy is me
And if you got quacks, you got ducks 
You got snots, you got yucks
When laces is double crossed - they feet stuck! 
a knock-knock is a joke, swim lesson’s a float 
A kite is a kite, agreement is okey doke
And if you got jumps that mean you got ups
To clean is a bath, Easter dinner’s a strong lunch 
I know you like the way I’m freakin it
Dad talks with slang and imma never stop speaking it

Speak with minimal slang
That’s just the way that I talk Tho
My Parenting Skills are real

Yo yo
creepy crawly’s a bug, smush a hug
Big L already explained the meaning of grub
if you got a bad grade, you got an F
if it ain’t right, you got left
and if you got the dragon, still got bad breath
if it’s 730 that means you slept it
call when you get there means check in
ouchie means you hurt, if you behave, you’ll get dessert
and if you mix blue and red together, then you got purp
calm down mean relax, chips and pretzels are snacks
bonnets is hats, knowledge is facts
the beer you drink is a session
choo choo's a train
teen angst is depression, boo boo’s a pain
Orlando’s a vacation
a man cave's basement
studio is a playpen covered in paintings
I know you like the way I’m freakin it
Dads talk with slang and imma never stop speaking it

Speak with minimal slang
That’s just the way that I talk Tho
My Parenting Skills are real

A riding horse is a rocker, camping is rough it
spicy is a food that’s disgusting
if your food’s great, a clean plate
hold up is wait, b-day is cake
if the clock’s green that mean you wake
leprechauns are real, each doctor visit is a hundred-dollar bill
a very big hard fall is a spill
if your infant seems real cranky... she might need burpin
straws mean slurping, your kid’s perfect
lazy is bumming 
a couple’s a dozen / quickly is running
to breast feed mean you pumping
a best friend’s a bestie, left hand a lefty
fat kids are hefty, a poopy diaper's a freshy
To play with kids mean to use physical force
To pay for kids, it costs… Got not dough to floss (uh)
 I know you like the way I’m freakin it
Dad talks with slang and imma never stop speaking it

Speak with minimal slang
That’s just the way that I talk Tho
My Parenting Skills are real